Your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime...

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Day 2. At the most magical place on Earth, Hong Kong edition

When a girl who grew up watching Disney movies gets to go to Disneyland and act like a four year old for a whole day, magic happens. I guess it doesn't help that I spend my days surrounded by four year olds, but going to Hong Kong Disneyland got me one step closer to my goal of going to all 5 Disney theme parks.

We got to take the Disney subway to the park, which is exactly what it sounds like. A subway decked out in everything Disney. We were both already giggly on the way over there, aided by the coffee. We had already bought our tickets at the Victoria's Peak mall the previous day, which was the smartest idea ever, so we didn't have to wait in the first excruciating line.

After I regained some relative composure after freaking out for several minutes at everything, we first decided to hit the staples of Disneyland, which meant the first ride would be the Mad Hatter teacups. Since it was early, there was pretty much no line, which was awesome. After that, Elyssa had her heart set on going on It's A Small World, which I wanted to skip, to avoid the annoying singing robots. But we ended up going, and it wasn't nearly as bad as I remembered it when I was 10. We also skipped around the Sleeping Beauty castle for a bit.

Current music: Bulletproof by La Roux

Next up was Space Mountain in the Tomorrowland area, which I was a little worried about, because although I love roller coasters, I have to be able to see where I'm going. Thankfully, there is enough light that you can see the track a wee little bit and as a result, Space Mountain rocks. A lot. We also went on that rotating UFO ship ride, which was cool because you could see the whole park. Next up was a 3D Disney music show, which featured all of the best Disney musical sequences, which was amazing.

We went on a Buzz Lightyear shooting ride, which was more fun than I'd anticipated, and then went on Space Mountain again. Then, we decided to go to Adventureland and go on the Jungle Cruise, which was a little disappointing, because the boat guide was obviously phoning it in. Still entertaining though. Next was Tarzan's treehouse, which was more funny than anything, because we were acting more like children then the children present were. On the way there, we got hit on by a Jack Sparrow character, which in any other reality would have been a dream for me, except he was short and looked nothing like Jack Sparrow. Which made me laugh for about 20 minutes. Lastly, we decided to catch a live show which was a cute little Disney Oscars thing, featuring all classic Disney songs.

Current music: Turning Tables by Adele

We watched them light up the castle, while I went shopping for a shot glass on Main Street USA. Then, we decided to leave before our feet fell off, and went back to the Hong Kong Brew House, where the staff now knew us by name, which is always a good feeling. It was an amazing and memorable day and everyone needs to go to Disneyland at least once.

Day 3: Chasing the Buddha and shaking hands with Bruce Lee

One of the interesting things about Hong Kong is that you don't have to go very far to feel like you are far from civilization. One of the places that exemplifies this feeling is Lantau island, home of the world's second largest bronze sitting Buddha statue. It's one of the top tourist attractions in Honk Kong, and the Fodor's book that I got about HK said that it was the number one thing to see.

We got up super early, and hopped on a ferry bound for Lantau, a ride that lasted about 45 minutes. Once we made it onto the island, we hopped on a bus, which lasted another half hour. That trip was awe-inspiring, to see the coast of the island, and all the little villages scattered throughout. The big Buddha towers over the island, it sits on top of a mountain, at the base of which is a monastery and a very touristy little town.

We climbed up the seemingly millions of stairs to get to the Buddha, at the base of which you can buy many Buddha souvenirs. I went looking for a shot glass, but I couldn't find one. Plus, it would probably be blasphemous or something. I don't understand religion, but it would be cool to be Buddhist. We went to the Po Lin monastery after climbing down from the Buddha, it's always a weird experience to be in those temples. They are something else though.

Current music: Lotus Flower by Radiohead

We then took a hike around Lantau island, up a trail to a series of columns, on which are engraved phrases from a Chinese poem. The view from the top was amazing, the place itself was unreal. I met a cow and some stray puppies on the way back.

You can return to Hong Kong from Lantau island through a gondola, with a glass bottom called the Ngong Ping 360. It took us across the water, back to Kowloon, the island just off the coast of Hong Kong island. The gondola ride was spectacular, the little cabin was made of nothing but glass and you could see everything as we crossed the ocean. It was an unforgettable ride back.

We decided to stay for the evening on Kowloon. We first went and walked down the Avenue of Stars, which is the Hong Kong Cinema equivalent of the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I was unsure whether or not I would see any stars of people that I knew, but there was Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Michelle Yeoh, Maggie Cheung, Jet Li and my personal favourite, Chow Yun Fat. After we made it to the end, we found a bar to chill at for awhile, where I found Strongbow, which I hadn't had since leaving Canada. We waited for the sun to set, so I could see the Hong Kong skyline, supposedly one of the most beautiful skylines in the world, which I don't doubt for a second, it was totally worth the wait. We then decided to hit one of Hong Kong's night markets, which I guess you have to do at least once while there, but the night markets in Taiwan are so much better, it didn't seem worth it to me.

Current music: Subtext is Deadly by Brahms

Since we were mentally and physically exhausted, we made it back to the hostel and immediately crashed. It was an amazing day to say the least.

Coming up on Jess's HK adventure: SHARKS!

Thing I miss of the day: Going to the movies. I still do it here, but it's just not the same.

G'night.